Wednesday, July 4, 2007
SRY!!
SOME OF THE CSS SONGS GOT ERROR!!!OMG!! SRY!!

spoke at : 2:41 AM

Wednesday, June 27, 2007
i upload more songs!
more songs from css and SHAWN OUT??! 4 marcus fans sry the song got prob....

spoke at : 4:36 AM

Friday, June 15, 2007
JOKES LOL ^^
WELCOME new comers!!

YOU have STUMBLED across a site that provides you with ENDLESS entertainment for getting the BORED-ness and SIAN-ness out of u. HAHA! x) we'll be glad if u can contribute too! x))

SOME JOKES--

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.
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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
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These need to be written.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.


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Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
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Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.


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Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.
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Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
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The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
Submitted by: Abu Jouri


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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Submitted by: Abu Jouri


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Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Submitted by: Mariana GÛmez


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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Submitted by: Submitted by: Ana CarriÁo, Portugal


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This is a riddle. It works well if you let the students ask yes and no questions about the situation, before revealing the answer.
Q: A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?
A: The customer had hiccups.

I've used this in many countries in Eastern Europe. It always works - a shock as a hiccup cure appears to be an international thing.

Submitted by: Jenny Mitchell


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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)
Submitted by: Pablo Ortega Ju·rez


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ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

thats all fer now. i hope u enjoyed the jokes! and that they made ur day better! xDD

spoke at : 1:37 AM

ok...a lame joke...

Wat happens when durian seed is being dispersed by wind??

ANS:Everyone will be injured....coz durians will be floating about....

spoke at : 1:23 AM

about song of css!!
I will be updating the songs of the css hope u will enjoy....
pls dun say anybad comments ok?......PLS!!

spoke at : 1:17 AM

hey all!!

HI! the creater here....ok on this website my crew try to post jokes and music so tat u can relax..but bad news is i dun think we have english songs..coz we r not familar with them....

so post ur song request....we will look out 4 the songs and post them.... haha... as 4 jokes....i will look 4 them...


spoke at : 1:12 AM

WELCOME
Welcome to the sian and bored club where if ur sian pls come and read some jokes put up by our authors if u wan to be 1 tell us...

spoke at : 12:14 AM

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